Pee on you

This is so flipping funny. RKelly apparently likes to pee as part of his lovemakin.
LOL

Welcome to 9 months

Well my dad used to say that 9 months was my gestation period. I used to quit my job every 9 months, dump anyone I was seeing and just generally, start over.
Well I have been in Edmonton 9 months.
What do I think?
I love this city because I got to start fresh; because I met the LOVE of my life; because I was insulated;
I have frustration with this city because it thinks it is a big city. It is so small town in so many ways, not that I am the woman of the world, but jesus christ people!!! Do ANY of you take a look in the frickin mirror before you leave?
I work with gardeners and janitors.
Kangaroo hoodies every friday.
Jeans and runners whenever
And I work in a swanky downtown office.
I can't leave because I am too scared to go back down the rabbit hole in Calgary. and Brad is here. He is the one.
I am balanced and happy in every way that I never have been, but all the other shit I used to be able to handle has gone to hell in a handbag.
I hate being a secretary. I don't get paid enough in this godforsaken town.
and they raised my rent by $200/month.
which would be okay if it was up to snuff.
I just don't know.
I don't feel stuck, I am just like. WHAT THE FUCK
I am in the exact same place I was last August. (Well, with the exception of meeting the love of my life, my bad!)
About to be homeless. and jobless.
What is wrong with my choices?

I am so happy with Brad and our relationship
but in all other areas I am a bitter secretary.
FUCk FUCK FUCk


Not the end of the world.
just a blip
Edmonton is fucked.
Not in a bad way, in a weird NON CITY way.

anyway. enough.

Shout out:
to the HOT pets!
P2 are so flippin hot!
Pirate is melting daily
and Peanut is just mad

Word for the Week:
FABULOUS.
What other choice do I have????